Too Goody To Be True

Reporter:

How are you enjoying India, Jade?

Jade:

I'm here on a private visit, for four days. People have been really nice out here.
It's private and there's no cameras or anything. I've paid for the trip myself. That's all I want to say.

Reporter:

And where are you going next, Jade?

Jade:

Oh, I'm just going to join the dogs and eat with my fingers down in Poppadom City.

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